Regina Speaks

Tuesday, July 7, 20095:18 PM

Okay, I'm sensing that my blog's too emo. It's NOT good..
Anyway, I stumbled across this a long time ago and thought of posting it up but I kept forgetting about it 'till now. It was probably about half a year ago. Had me laughing then and I'm still laughing now when I see it. Never gets old. haha
The girl totally got punked by Bloodninja.
Btw, Bloodninja is a person who goes around randomly punk-ing loser-ish people who wants to "cyber".

Have fun reading. ;)

Harvest Some Radishes

Wanna cyber?

Sure, you into vegetables?

What like gardening an shit?

Yeah, something like that.

Nuthin turns me on more, check this out

You bend over to harvest your radishes.

(pause)

is that it?

You water your tomato patch.

Are you ready for my fresh produce?

I was thinking of like, sexual acts INVOLVING vegetables... Can you make it a little more sexy for me?

(pause)

I touch you on your lettuce, you massage my spinach... Sexily.

I ride your buttocks, like they were amber waves of grains.

Grain doesn't really turn me on... I was thinking more along the lines of carrots and zucchinis.

my zucchinis carresses your carrots.

Damn baby your right, this shit is HOT.

...

My turnips listen for the soft cry of your love. My insides turn to celery as I unleash my warm and sticky cauliflower of love.

What the fuck is this madlibs? I'm outta here.

Yah, well I already unleashed my cauliflower, all over your olives, and up in your eyes. Now you can't see. Bitch.

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Other "chats" by Bloodninja can be found [HERE]

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